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yeah koby mentioned that, too. the library is seven entities or something like that?

one of them seems to be a big fan of the spice girls

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and one is a bear, so

sure, i'm all out of fucks to give

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wait
a bear
really?

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really
surely there's an explanation but nobody knows what is it yet

i'm just rolling with it, the moment i start questioning stuff i'll go insane

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yeah i've kinda been doing that too.

i might be familiar with magic, but a librarian bear is new

[a pause, and then:]

wait
a libearian?

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more than new, it's straight up illogical

[ Groaning in almost physical pain. ]

we'll workshop your puns, okay?
there's still hope for you

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no
i mean, sure, thanks
but i know it's bad, i'm sorry
i just thought
what if that's the explanation
what if it's just a bad pun with magic behind it.

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don't go throwing puns at me man
i kinda like you already, killing you would be very sad

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i'm sorry!
i don't usually
the thought just popped into my head.

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this place is bad enough without horrible puns being everywhere

anyway,

so what kind of violin music do you play?

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anything, really
i learned a lot of the classics for concerts and recitals and that sort of thing.
but it's fun to play more modern popular music, too.